So I was walking home from hometeaching today and started thinking about my favorite Mr. Webb quotes.
Speaking about the drains in the men’s room at Catalina Island: “They’re probably clogged with axillary and pubic hair.”
After approaching our group one day in class: “Oh, oh my hell . . . If you have to fart then go to the bathroom. I have to air out this room everyday after class because of you guys.
After I farted in line at the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland: “In these closed quarters . . . that’s horrible.”
Describing what happened in our dorm room at Catalina Island one night: “A flatus fight, my friend.”
When Ammon, Ryan, and I were lying on the grass at Catalina Island and farting: “Don’t you dare! Most teachers don’t have to put up with this kind of shit.”
Feel free to share some of your favorites.