Thursday, June 21, 2007

A Word or Two on Syntax and Semantics

Dearest friends,
It struck me while reading our latest online musings that it might behoove me to rectify and clarify, as has become my habit, some issues of English grammar. The matter at hand is one rather dear to my heart, it involves the improper usage of "the" in front of "Ukraine." As you all may or may not know, Ukraine is an independent country to the South-West of Russia. Thus, it is inappropriate to mention the Ukraine. You would not, for instance, say the Brazil, or the China. I confess, however, that this error is a folly committed by many, for Ukraine was for many years the Ukraine because it was considered a region of Russia or the Russian Empire. Much like we mention the South or the Mid-West, we have, for many years said the Ukraine. In the post-Soviet context, however, it is incorrect and politically insensitive to speak this way.
In Russian the matter is complicated further by grammatical issues that have persisted until now. For instance, in Russian you are grammatically obliged to say na Ukraine (in Ukraine) much like you would say na Iuge (in the South) using the preposition na which would indicate that you are in a region, instead of v, which would indicate that you are in a different country. Also you are supposed to use c instead of iz when saying that you are from a place. Once more the idea is the same. Most Ukrainians flout this rule and choose to speak using the v and the iz. It is my sincere belief that we should do the same.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

El Q es caliente


As soon as Rance gets home we need to crew it up near a grill.

How about July 7th?

Let me know if you can't make it or if another day would work better.

When is Ammon in town? Rich, Duane, you in?

Friday, June 15, 2007

...

click on ... if you dare.

(100th Conch post, triplestack)

My Wife is Half Japaness


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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

LANCE...Yes.m

I heard from Lyman C and he claims Lance will be home in a week or so.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

BLOG PORTFOLIO


Check out my new blog HERE

A Bear!

Some of us were talking about this the other day. Cruel, demeaning and pretty dang funny.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Bringin' the rope! Graham, bring the boombox


Last year:
Dudes 2006 - 9
Gainers - 1
People camping in our hugs - numerous
Matt P.'s Outfits - 3
Dudes who dipped in jelly bag - 2+
Toms seconds of fame on whistle - 20+
Dead mice - ?

Let's get a more final list of who's going so we can setup a planning session. I'll try and keep this list updated, post any changes.

Ben A. yes
Gra D. yes
Rya L. yes
Jak K. yes
Tay F. yes
Ken S. yes
Pet P. yes
Tom A. yes
Bra F. yes
Ben K. yes
Jar M. yes
Eth K. yes, but maybe
Cam L. yes

Amm P. No, but maybe
Mat P. No
Mat W. No
Ben H. No

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Chels found this one

Taylor, I hope that's how it was when I would get busted.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Friday, May 18, 2007

Who did it?

Who is in for Escalante 07 June 7th-9th lets get a count so we can start making plans. If Matt goes im out.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Triple Stack '07

trip...trip...triple stack of crew babies born in '07 now to be complete.

Kristen and I are expecting a baby on December 4th.

Four anyone?

(b.t.w. it's too late if you haven't already started)

That was awesome...


Kind of an ugly game 5 but I'll take it. We are so close!

Friday, May 04, 2007

smith's blog is a go

Chelsea and my blog is up and running.

Check it.

Ryan, could you change the link and title down on the right?

EDIT: changed the link to new address.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Saturday, April 21, 2007

26.2 Big City Style


I didn't get under 4 hours like I wanted to but it was good and I'm glad I did it. Right now I'm glad it's over. That was a long time to be running.
I'll be bringing the Sport Shield to Escalante '07, it's amazing.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Help me....Logan

He yalls. I tried to start a family blog site awhile ago and had some troubles setting the page up correctly. I wanted to know if yall could give me some direction. The site is BakerFarland.blogspot.com. I messed around with the page layout but it was givin me some barny rubs.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Random Crap

I just wanted to say that I got shot in the throat last night by a paint ball gun. Right on the Adam's Apple. It really wasn't too bad so it lessens any regret of jacking people in high school. It would be tight to get together with the crew for some paintball capture the flag or something.

...That's all.

For Webb Fans Only

I received this email from my brother:

Dear Former Student of Mr. Webb,

A few of Mr. Webb's past students are gathering student memories and stories about Mr. Webb. All of us who had classes from Mr. Webb or went on birding, camping, or science adventures were influenced by him in one way or another and enjoyed his enthusiasm. Who else could get countless teenagers as excited about spotting a Hooded Merganser or naming every bone in the human body? We thought it would be a nice gesture to compile these memories and present them to Mr. Webb. So if you'd like to share some memories please take the following three steps:
1. Write up your memories and email them to
Rob Holmes rob.a.holmes@gmail.com
or
Mat Duerden duerden@tamu.edu
2. If you have any good pictures email them to Mat or Rob
3. Forward this email to other former students for whom you have contact information.

Thanks for your help and email us if you have any questions.



Rob H. and Mat D.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

One more crew member!

Yes it is true Devri is pregnant. We will be adding to the crew.
The baby should be born Oct. 23rd or sometime near there.
We better plan some sweet camping from now til then.

Monday, March 12, 2007

There's no elephant in here!!

So, is it ok for me to acknowledge the love and care between Ben and Rich? Can I count on a huge fight in my backyard at some future BBQ? Maybe you can live in the same town and become a cool Capulet/Montague thing? Then maybe Graham and I can start hating each other too since I didn't go camping. That'll just be the start but we can escalate things.

Good times, very healthy.

Seriously though, was I still on the mish when something went down?

P.S. Graham, jk about us having beef. We could start a fake fight like the weed thing but we'd have to take a break from the feud when I license that patent 'cause I'll owe you 10% but then we could start fighting again. ;)

Where has Graham been anyway?

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Somebody get some butter, I'm on a roll


Apparently I had a little free time today, which led to the discovery of this photo. For those interested this is Vinnie Jones (you may recognize him from such films as Gone in 60 Seconds, Snatch, and She's the Man (seriously)) goosing/milking/honking/squirrel-tapping Paul Gascoigne three seconds into a match, which earned him the quickest red card in Premiership history. The real question we should be asking, however, is why is Gascoigne smiling? You do the math.

Oops! I Crapped My Pants

Hey guys, I was going back through the blog and I almost crapped my pants from laughing so hard, which made me think of this. Enjoy.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Plans tonight???


Dogs-

So Ammon is now in posession of a frekin sweet RV or is it a scamper? His padre left him this mobile home. So seeing that spring break is approaching I feel some good plans aught to be in order. What'iya say?

Thursday, March 08, 2007

The white pouch

Chelsea was trying an experiment for a class presentation by putting an egg in vinegar. Nothing cool happens in a class amount of time but after forgetting them for two days we now have these softies.

Moral? a) Don't gargle vinegar for over an eight hour period or b) use sufficient fluoride if you just can't resist.







Monday, March 05, 2007

Damien Rice

Damien Rice is coming to the Mckay Events Center Friday May 4, if anyone is interested we should try to get some next-to-each-other seats. Tickets went on sale Saturday and will probably sell out quick. let me know.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Something to talk about?

I'm an NPR junkie (via internet radio and podcasts) and was listening to "Talk of the Nation" last night...

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At the end of the show they had a segment about Virginia apologizing (or expressing "regret") for having practiced slavery. The discussion was about whether this apology was a necessary thing to do and if the federal government should do something similar.

Chels and I had a good discussion about this and I just wanted to throw it out to everyone. As of now I'm certainly not opposed to a general apology or expression of regret that our nation practiced slavery but I don't somehow feel personal regret. It's more of a "I'm sorry that humans do stupid things" kind of feeling. Aside from a line from a Cherokee great grandmother, I'm not sure I have any roots that go that far back in the U.S. and even if I did I don't feel any sort of need to apologize as a Caucasian. I had nothing to do with it and those it was perpetrated against are all long past.

Is there continued prejudice and bigotry continuing from slavery and before? Obviously and I think that is something worth fighting today. Here in Utah, and the west in general, ridiculous prejudice against Latinos abounds and it is embarrassing that this is an issue among humans.

In the program it is discussed whether this apology is just lip service and, if so, is some kind of further recompense appropriate? One guest makes an analogy of getting a messed up hair cut and getting your money back. I think this analogy is poor because no one can literally say "you bought me and treated me like crap so I want payback". So, I personally disagree with any kind of direct reparations to individuals. What about other efforts like Affirmative Action?

Affirmative Action or positive discrimination is a sticky issue. As most would agree there are continued negative effects and barriers due to past racist policies. One of which is difficulty breaking free from a cycle of poverty. Does Affirmative Action effectively target these barriers? That's tough for me to answer. I don't find much issue with more scholarships and efforts to increase education being given to minorities or groups that have been historically repressed. A leg up can help break through a perpetual cycle and set a precedent. Hopefully most of these kinds of efforts can be payed for by private organizations but the government also being involved doesn't bother me.

Anyway, we were talking about these kinds of things and since I haven't been over to Harmon's forever to vent (and he seems to miss the blog) I'll post it up here.

Have a listen and discuss amongst yourselves.

Friday, February 09, 2007

WEEKEND SOCCER IN THE VALLEY



Looks like we have a mild 46 degrees forecast for tomorrow(Saturday.) Who's in for some afternoon soccer at grandview? or wherever?

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Keepin toasty in the 10 below




Here are some pics, it was fun but we missed you all.