Living in Shanghai was fun: I imagine it's similar to the thrill you'd get eating a bowl of someone else's scabs, or slowly slicing into your left pupil with a razor blade. But all joking aside, the people in China are intensely funny. You know, like child molestation--funny right?
Grace and I have rejoined the free world here in Taiwan; I couldn't access this blog in China (something about controlling western barbarians from raping all that is apparently wholesome in this world with their insidious persistence on "free information"). You've done a smashing job; you're all so creative, I couldn't be more proud.
There seems to be a rumor going around that I am somewhat of a pessimist. I find this acqusation wholly unwarranted and down right rude. In order to persuade you all of my general warmth of character and to further confrim that these are fabricated lies, I'll leave you with a pair of anecdotal haikus describing my experience in Shanghai.
Title: God forsakes the Chinaman
Hoping to escape
The burn, paranoid moths swarm
Around red neon.
Out of these corpses
Frenzied Coke and Pepsi vie,
Feeding their offspring.
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Lance...What the blood??
Lance, do they have wood in Taiwan?
Yes, I guess they do have wood here. Where is Ammon on this blog?
I just met a guy that knew you, although I had no prior connection to him. He thought you were bitter and pessimistic too.
Communist capital to the Coin-for-Sex capital of the world, kind of broad ends aren't they?
mf doon what kind of wood you talkin
i have been scope'in old barn wood on the web for the past hour well maybe the past few mins hour just sounds better
He's talking about bamboo wood...and Ammon isn't here because he's gay.
becca was watching Brokeback Mountain on HBO last night. Very interesting, very provocative.
Hey, can you still get cheap watches?
P.S. Sorry for tipping the commies off about our little operation here. :)
Yeah. I bought a pretty cool Rolex. They sell a few other brands, too. What kind do you want?
get me a PANERAI please, thank you
I don't know if Mont Blanc is rare but these are tight
this
or
this
saw them while engagement ring shopping.
You could get me one of these, especially if you find one with a yellow or red face: http://www.citizen.fi/navisail.html
Face it guys, the only thing Lance is bringing back with him is a raging case of herpes.
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